Balance-Striking Broadcast Taps Clinton And Foster

April Fool's 2013!

Monday, 1 Apr 2013, 9:24:00 AM

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Balance-Striking Broadcast Taps Clinton And Foster.
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Balance-Striking Broadcast Taps Clinton And Foster.

The

National Organization for Women’ Santa Monica chapter has won its

battle to host a counter “Today” show morning broadcast to mitigate the

damage done by a recent “Today” show featuring Kathy Lee and Hoda from

Santa Monica Place.  

A NOW press release said that the recent

“TODAY” show segment was “a setback for working American women who don’t

have the time to be middle-aged adolescents babbling incoherently in a

shopping mall under the influence of alcohol.”  

NOW’s

course-correcting alternative “TODAY” show broadcast will be hosted by

former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and actor Jodie Foster and

feature segments on self-defense, Native American homeopathic cures, and

DIY in-vitro fertilization.  

Instead of the Santa Monica Place

Mall, the broadcast will originate from the Dale Evans Room at the Gene

Autry Western Heritage Museum.

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