National Organization for Women’ Santa Monica chapter has won its
battle to host a counter “Today” show morning broadcast to mitigate the
damage done by a recent “Today” show featuring Kathy Lee and Hoda from
Santa Monica Place.
A NOW press release said that the recent
“TODAY” show segment was “a setback for working American women who don’t
have the time to be middle-aged adolescents babbling incoherently in a
shopping mall under the influence of alcohol.”
course-correcting alternative “TODAY” show broadcast will be hosted by
former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and actor Jodie Foster and
feature segments on self-defense, Native American homeopathic cures, and
DIY in-vitro fertilization.
Instead of the Santa Monica Place
Mall, the broadcast will originate from the Dale Evans Room at the Gene
Autry Western Heritage Museum.
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