Albertson's On Wilshire Purchased By Apple

April Fool's 2013!

Monday, 1 Apr 2013, 9:22:00 AM

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Albertson’s On Wilshire Purchased By Apple.
Albertson’s On Wilshire Purchased By Apple.

By Loo King Good/Assembled Press


manufacturer of the popular iPhone and other personal electronics, has

purchased the closed Albertson’s store building on Wilshire Boulevard in Santa Monica.


spokesman said they were not at liberty to discuss what use Apple would

make of the building, and added that reports of ship containers in the

former store’s parking lot being unloading under cover of darkness had

nothing to do with activity in the building.  

A food delivery

person for Ton of Won Ton Cafe on Wilshire spoke to The Mirror, claiming

that large lunch and dinner orders have been going into the building

for weeks.  The same source claimed that at one point a door opened and

he could hear what he described as “some sort of authority figure”

shouting “Work all night, every night, and you’ll be home for


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