Summers Here, and The Time Is Right
Patrick Daly
Special to the Mirror
Summers here, and the time is right.
Right for what isnt exactly clear. According to
Martha & the Vandellas, the time is right for dancing in the
streets. Springsteen, always the dutiful grease monkey, cites racing
in the streets as the appropriate activity. The Rolling Stones, of
course, advocate fighting in the streets.
But for Rhino Records, the state-of-the-art oldies
record label that got its start 21 years ago in Santa Monica, its
time to set our sights on something even better: time travel.
Rhino takes over the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium
August 13th, 14th and 15th for their first ever Retrofest, a
weekend-long orgy of bands, celebrities, collectibles, and food that
promises to put the "cult" back in pop culture.
The show lovingly assembles a wide array of
touchstones from life in America during the past half century, in many
cases releasing its subjects from imprisonment to the distant past. If
youve come to find Mozart, Beamers and sushi oppressive in their
excellence, Rhinos antidote comes in the form of Iron Butterfly,
the Munster Mobile, and Krispy Kreme Donuts.
For fans of Rhino Records, this latest foray will come
as no surprise. The labels multi-faceted past is sprinkled with the
seeds of next weekends obsessive pop culture bacchanal: rock and
roll, television, novelty, and that rarest of cultural treasures,
unironic, uncynical, unjaded fun.
And what a glorious past it is. The Rhino story,
though not devoid of odd twists and turns, is essentially a
rags-to-riches labor-of-love saga that is so chock full of hard work,
integrity, and social consciousness, culminating in the rousing
triumph of the little guy, it would make Frank Capra blush.
It goes like this: Some time in the early seventies,
founder Richard Foos buys a stack of records from a thrift shop that
he promptly sells at a tidy profit from the trunk of his car.
Emboldened by his success, he moves into the back of an electronics
store right here in Santa Monica, and Rhino Records is born. The
venture succeeds and gets its very own retail space on Westwood
Boulevard in 1973, where UCLA student/pop music fanatic/erstwhile
garage-bander Harold Bronson insinuates himself into the action and
eventually becomes Foos partner.
The two run insane promotions (Polka Day, Hassle The
Salesman Day), record and release insane records (Wild Man Fischers
"Wildmania," Temple City Kazoo Orchestras cover of
"Whole Lotta
Demento)
- regularly leave music fans in ecstatic jaw-dropped disbelief.
While the rest of the industry has finally awakened to
the opportunity in their vaults, Rhino remains the measuring stick
against which all reissue campaigns are measured. Recent forays into
movie and television-related arcana have left the flow of kudos to
Rhino unabated.
Rhinos appetite for repackaging the past for
nostalgic baby boomers takes a giant leap forward with next weekends
Retrofest. The company reached drinking age this year, and there are
signs that they are drunk on the Fifties, Sixties, Seventies, and
Eighties.
Consider the evidence: Eddie Haskell (check); the
Turtles (present and accounted for); Pac Man machines (of course);
Missing Persons (ho yeah). And thats just the tip of the ice
bucket.
James Austin, a Rhino veteran behind a hot-rod CD box
set that embodies the Rhino ethic in all its late-Nineties glory - 88
hot-rod themed tracks, liner notes lifted from Tom Wolfe, stylized
packaging featuring a set of real fuzzy dice - summarizes it this way:
"Rhino is pulling out all the stops to get everything out there
at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium for people to have a great time
celebrating the glorious decades of pop culture. We figured if any
company was going to pull it off, it was going to be us."
Alas, the whereabouts of one late-70s treasure, the
Foos-mobile, from whence this empire sprang, are unknown.